Why your dog’s hair cut costs more than yours

8th Jul 2015

  • Your hairdresser doesn’t wash & clean your rear end
  • You don’t go for 8 weeks without washing or brushing your hair
  • Your hairdresser doesn’t have to give you a sanitary trim
  • Your hairdresser doesn’t clean your ears
  • Your hairdresser doesn’t clean the balls of crud from your eyes
  • You sit still for your hairdresser
  • Your haircut doesn't include a manicure or pedicure
  • Your hairdresser only washes and cuts the hair on your head
  • You don’t bite or scratch your hairdresser. ( I hope not anyway)
  • And the number 1 reason your dog’s haircut should cost more than yours is………….
  • THE LIKLIHOOD OF YOU POOPING OR PEEING WHILE YOUR HAIR IS BEING CUT IS EXTREMELY SLIM!